Fashion Victims
November 11th 2007 10:56
Can I just ask, what is with teenage girls and their idea of fashion?
Honestly, everyday I see these young girls around the place yabbering away to each other in the most irritating fashion (that's another rant waiting to happen), wearing, well, obviously they think its fashion, but news flash girls - its hideous.
Indeed, I am talking about the muffin top phenomenon.
The thing that confuses me is that most of them actually have quite nice figures, they just seem to wake up and say, "ooh I know I will follow the other fashion challenged sheep and smoosh myself into a pair of skinny leg, hipster jeans that are at least two sizes too small. Voila! Now I have a muffin top - would you look at that! I have a lovely spare tyre of flab that pouring over the top of my jeans! Oh its so attractive..now I have created fat where none existed before! God I am like so fully hot right now! Random!"
Seriously, did they even look in the mirror when trying these jeans on?!? It fascinates me that these otherwise slim girls morph into these love-handley mushrooms, that, as Kath would say, are positively nuclear! Foul!
And its not just jeans that they use for their muffin baking. No, no it extends to their version of casual too. Now, I'm not against a set of tracky daks and certainly I am a fan of the big sunglasses. By why oh why do these girls put on tracksuit pants that are baggy in the leg, yet way too small in the waist, creating yet another muffin top situation and then wear a singlet top that is too small again, so that we get a huge expanse of flesh flashed in our faces? Not to mention the g-banger poking out the top at the back - eeww! And, to add even more to this smashing outfit is the messy birds nest hair, immaculately applied make-up, huge sunglasses perched in the birds nest, and fake tan and nails! Excuse me but are we Paris Hilton?!? Good grief. It looks weird, girls, to have a face full of make-up with tracky daks. And your hair doesn't look good - it looks tacky and messy and don't get me started on your tangerine tan! Or your cheap looking talons.
Get some taste and wake-up - we don't want to see it!
Honestly, everyday I see these young girls around the place yabbering away to each other in the most irritating fashion (that's another rant waiting to happen), wearing, well, obviously they think its fashion, but news flash girls - its hideous.
Indeed, I am talking about the muffin top phenomenon.
The thing that confuses me is that most of them actually have quite nice figures, they just seem to wake up and say, "ooh I know I will follow the other fashion challenged sheep and smoosh myself into a pair of skinny leg, hipster jeans that are at least two sizes too small. Voila! Now I have a muffin top - would you look at that! I have a lovely spare tyre of flab that pouring over the top of my jeans! Oh its so attractive..now I have created fat where none existed before! God I am like so fully hot right now! Random!"
And its not just jeans that they use for their muffin baking. No, no it extends to their version of casual too. Now, I'm not against a set of tracky daks and certainly I am a fan of the big sunglasses. By why oh why do these girls put on tracksuit pants that are baggy in the leg, yet way too small in the waist, creating yet another muffin top situation and then wear a singlet top that is too small again, so that we get a huge expanse of flesh flashed in our faces? Not to mention the g-banger poking out the top at the back - eeww! And, to add even more to this smashing outfit is the messy birds nest hair, immaculately applied make-up, huge sunglasses perched in the birds nest, and fake tan and nails! Excuse me but are we Paris Hilton?!? Good grief. It looks weird, girls, to have a face full of make-up with tracky daks. And your hair doesn't look good - it looks tacky and messy and don't get me started on your tangerine tan! Or your cheap looking talons.
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