Love, Lance and Losers
December 17th 2007 10:38
Well its been a while since I have put up a post - shall I put it down to a crazy time of year? Yes, that sounds good to me..
A lot has been happening in the world of glamour and gossip in the last month though -
Firstly, Britney. Now I know I said I wouldn't mention that poor girl, but how many times is it that she's 'forgotten' to turn up to court now? I've lost count. She obviously doesnt want her kids back. I find it amazing that she's gone from a popette who could do no wrong, to the most vilified celebrity (if you can call her that anymore, she seems more skanky ho than celeb to me) plastered all over the mags and rags. She clearly has some mental health issues, I just wish someone would help her! And a stylist wouldn't go astray either - what is going on with those awful hair extensions that are coming out and the allegedly stolen fur trimmed jacket? She obviously has money, but enjoys taking stuff without asking and putting on stuff that she really should have asked a second opinion on before she threw it on and stumbled out the door and ran over someone with her car and oops fell over and flashed her bejutz to the world..
I love how her loser ex Kevin has gone from a gold digging, dump your girlfriend while she's pregnant and knock up a popstar at the same time (twice!), to dad of the year/model citizen. How quickly times change...
Secondly, Miss Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Good grief the tabloids were vicious weren't they? Here's a nice curvy cellulitely girl having a swim in the ocean, all happy cos she's engaged, and she gets bagged all over the net and the magazines because she dares to have a normal body! How dare she?!? Oh and it now turns out she's actually 8 weeks pregnant or thereabouts, so all you nasty people, secretly loving that a tv star (well, alright to be accurate a comeback tv star - she was in a bit of tv limbo there for a while, and although Ghost Whisperer is a sappy piece of..stuff, its still entertains me! Shame shame) looks to be normal and has cellulite - just like you, give the poor girl a break!
I might end with a little go at, and I know this is old news and totally out of left field, but Lance Armstrong. One word (actually its not a word but it probably will be in the dictionary soon enough next to Paris Hilton) EEEEWWWW! Stay away from the Olsen child you foul old man! I respect that he was an amazing athlete, but to honest, he sounds like a bit of a cad to me (I read one of his books) and batting way above his average..Shudder.
A lot has been happening in the world of glamour and gossip in the last month though -
Firstly, Britney. Now I know I said I wouldn't mention that poor girl, but how many times is it that she's 'forgotten' to turn up to court now? I've lost count. She obviously doesnt want her kids back. I find it amazing that she's gone from a popette who could do no wrong, to the most vilified celebrity (if you can call her that anymore, she seems more skanky ho than celeb to me) plastered all over the mags and rags. She clearly has some mental health issues, I just wish someone would help her! And a stylist wouldn't go astray either - what is going on with those awful hair extensions that are coming out and the allegedly stolen fur trimmed jacket? She obviously has money, but enjoys taking stuff without asking and putting on stuff that she really should have asked a second opinion on before she threw it on and stumbled out the door and ran over someone with her car and oops fell over and flashed her bejutz to the world..
Secondly, Miss Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Good grief the tabloids were vicious weren't they? Here's a nice curvy cellulitely girl having a swim in the ocean, all happy cos she's engaged, and she gets bagged all over the net and the magazines because she dares to have a normal body! How dare she?!? Oh and it now turns out she's actually 8 weeks pregnant or thereabouts, so all you nasty people, secretly loving that a tv star (well, alright to be accurate a comeback tv star - she was in a bit of tv limbo there for a while, and although Ghost Whisperer is a sappy piece of..stuff, its still entertains me! Shame shame) looks to be normal and has cellulite - just like you, give the poor girl a break!
I might end with a little go at, and I know this is old news and totally out of left field, but Lance Armstrong. One word (actually its not a word but it probably will be in the dictionary soon enough next to Paris Hilton) EEEEWWWW! Stay away from the Olsen child you foul old man! I respect that he was an amazing athlete, but to honest, he sounds like a bit of a cad to me (I read one of his books) and batting way above his average..Shudder.
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