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Glamour Gossip - November 2007

Big Fat Lies

November 19th 2007 09:49
I have been noticing another disturbing trend lately - overweight people in denial.
I have all the sympathy in the world for people who struggle with their weight - but please be honest with yourself!
The main reason we get fat is because we eat too much and don't exercise enough. When you sit on your big fat butt watching t.v and stuffing your face with every conceivable item of edible food you can get your little sausage fingers on, of course you are going to put on weight! Thats what happens! We don't all have the metabolism of a whippet and those of us who claim to have only gotten that way by either 1. lying and not eating much of anything or 2. Actually eating healthily and exercising until their metabolism kicks along nicely.


I get really annoyed at these "poor me ooh I am so fat because I am unhappy. I eat pretty well yet I am still 150kg" people who go on a Current Affair (what a vomitty show for a start - hello trailer park trash!) What a load of crap. You are fat because you have stuffed yourself for years and have no comprehension of what a healthy amount of food is to eat and the right type of food to eat!!
A woman in the newspaper a few weekends ago claimed she was obese because her mother died. I have a huge amount of sympathy for a human being in pain, but its time to get real people. It is very sad that bad things happen but there is a point where you need to stop using it as an excuse to slowly kill yourself through overeating.
There is no excuse for giving yourself diabetes or any other number of health problems through being overweight.

I struggle as much as the next person with eating too much - but the difference is I know and admit to myself that yes, if I eat a whole block of chocolate, that is going to have an effect on my weight loss efforts. Its a pretty simple equation yet people still persist with these lies to themselves.


The annoying thing is there is no easy way to lose weight. It's hard work and persistence and consistency and it drives you crazy but my god it is worth it to see yourself become fit and healthy.

So all you fatty boombaladas out there - and I mean that in the nicest possible way cos I was one once too - get off your butts and stop eating rubbish and take responsibility for your health and your body! Stop Australian's from becoming known as the obese nation. Have you seen the American's on The Biggest Loser? Do you really want to look like them?
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Fashion Victims

November 11th 2007 10:56
Can I just ask, what is with teenage girls and their idea of fashion?

Honestly, everyday I see these young girls around the place yabbering away to each other in the most irritating fashion (that's another rant waiting to happen), wearing, well, obviously they think its fashion, but news flash girls - its hideous.

Indeed, I am talking about the muffin top phenomenon.
The thing that confuses me is that most of them actually have quite nice figures, they just seem to wake up and say, "ooh I know I will follow the other fashion challenged sheep and smoosh myself into a pair of skinny leg, hipster jeans that are at least two sizes too small. Voila! Now I have a muffin top - would you look at that! I have a lovely spare tyre of flab that pouring over the top of my jeans! Oh its so attractive..now I have created fat where none existed before! God I am like so fully hot right now! Random!"
Seriously, did they even look in the mirror when trying these jeans on?!? It fascinates me that these otherwise slim girls morph into these love-handley mushrooms, that, as Kath would say, are positively nuclear! Foul!

And its not just jeans that they use for their muffin baking. No, no it extends to their version of casual too. Now, I'm not against a set of tracky daks and certainly I am a fan of the big sunglasses. By why oh why do these girls put on tracksuit pants that are baggy in the leg, yet way too small in the waist, creating yet another muffin top situation and then wear a singlet top that is too small again, so that we get a huge expanse of flesh flashed in our faces? Not to mention the g-banger poking out the top at the back - eeww! And, to add even more to this smashing outfit is the messy birds nest hair, immaculately applied make-up, huge sunglasses perched in the birds nest, and fake tan and nails! Excuse me but are we Paris Hilton?!? Good grief. It looks weird, girls, to have a face full of make-up with tracky daks. And your hair doesn't look good - it looks tacky and messy and don't get me started on your tangerine tan! Or your cheap looking talons.
Get some taste and wake-up - we don't want to see it!
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